love in this club.

So, last night I went clubbing for my first time. In was an experience, to say the least. My friends absolutely loved it, but clubbing isn't really my thing. Actually, awkward social dances aren't my thing. At all. Like I said, awkward. Oh, I forgot to mention, it was 80's dancing. No, not just being dressed in mock Flash Dance attire, but legit music and 80's dancing. I was pretty excited because I absolutely love the 80's! We got there and there was a butt load of people. It was ridiculous. You were shoulder to shoulder with people and the stench was unbearable. Smoke, beer, and sweaty people are not a good mixture. (no, I did not drink or smoke.) However, there was a ridiculous amount of bumpin' and grindin'. I thought I was going to be sick. I'm not sure what it was, but I had multiple guys try to grab me to grind with them. No, creep, get away from me, my body is a temple and is not to be used for your pleasure (see, I don't belong in clubs). My friends claim that it is from my "hot" booty, that I had all these guys attempting to get freaky. Whatever it was, I hated it and will not be doing it again. My friends said that it normally is not like that at all and there usually isn't that huge of a crowd there so I should give it another chance. However, I am still very bitter towards those guys and the experience, it may take a long time (to never) to go clubbing again. We got home around 3 in the morning and we were all beat and crashed. So with that lovely experience, I bid you ado.