Top Ten Thursday!

Mean things I wish I could do to people (but won't):

10. Slap people who make dumb remarks just to be funny. Yeah, buddy, no matter how many times you say it, it's still NOT funny!

9. Throw a frozen banana at someone. Death by banana.

8. Hit pedestrians who run in front of the your car. Yeah, don't mind me, I'm just in a vehicle that could crush your body.

7. Tip someone out of a wheelchair. I know, I'm an awful person.

6. Take out all of my aggressiveness on one person--i.e. punching, kicking, scratching, pinching...

5. Take a baseball bat to someones window.

4. Run those people who think they own the store over with a cart.

3. Tell everyone what's on my mind and what I think of them.

2. Put dye in someone's shower head. Say hello to a more colorful you.

1. Ring someones door bell and kneel down. When they answer the door, punch in the... you know where...

I promise I will never to these things, so, don't judge!


  1. I am not sure if I can not judge.....based on the fact that you actually want to do these things. Hmmmmmm.

  2. hahahahhahaha the car one is the best! that is how i ALWAYS feel! seriously, i have the huge car, don't mess with me in your little body. atleast that's how i feel. hahaha


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