Mean things I wish I could do to people (but won't):
10. Slap people who make dumb remarks just to be funny. Yeah, buddy, no matter how many times you say it, it's still NOT funny!
9. Throw a frozen banana at someone. Death by banana.
8. Hit pedestrians who run in front of the your car. Yeah, don't mind me, I'm just in a vehicle that could crush your body.
7. Tip someone out of a wheelchair. I know, I'm an awful person.
6. Take out all of my aggressiveness on one person--i.e. punching, kicking, scratching, pinching...
5. Take a baseball bat to someones window.
4. Run those people who think they own the store over with a cart.
3. Tell everyone what's on my mind and what I think of them.
2. Put dye in someone's shower head. Say hello to a more colorful you.
1. Ring someones door bell and kneel down. When they answer the door, punch in the... you know where...
I promise I will never to these things, so, don't judge!