don't have a missionary? i recommend getting one. go find a nice, good looking, 19 year old boy and snatch him up. kidding. sort of. then write letters back and forth via snail mail. but really, missionaries are the best thing ever. trust me, very few things will get you more excited than when you see your name on the envelope with the name "elder" in the return address. and, you may, perhaps, get letters that look a little something like this that'll have you laughing so hard you tinkle a little in your pants...(yep, i just said that)
"if my hotness doesn't melt your computer..."
if you can't read this, click on it so it will zoom.
my personal favorite: communicating through scriptures.
do i have you confused? questioning your knowledge of my life?