in the spirit of awkward dating, i felt the need to share these:
slow down sugar, because i'm a diabetic.
you must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.
baby, did you just fart? because you blew me away. (this one is gross.)
if you were a hamburger at mcdonalds, you'd be a mcgorgeous.
are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see.
you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day.
can i have your phone number? i've seem to have lost mine.
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
is your name gillette? because you're the best a man can get.
do you come here often.
as if meeting people for the first time isn't awkward enough, let's add this bogus on top of it. smart, boys.