along the lines of the last post.

in the spirit of awkward dating, i felt the need to share these:

slow down sugar, because i'm a diabetic.

you must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

baby, did you just fart? because you blew me away. (this one is gross.)

if you were a hamburger at mcdonalds, you'd be a mcgorgeous.

are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see.

you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day.

can i have your phone number? i've seem to have lost mine.

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

is your name gillette? because you're the best a man can get.

do you come here often.

as if meeting people for the first time isn't awkward enough, let's add this bogus on top of it. smart, boys.

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