Me: My throat is on fire and I have tow HUGE swollen glands the size of ping pong balls on the side of my neck! It's quite attractive (:
Reply: Haha well :) the only thing that could make Ashlee Moesser less attractive is if she lost he face and had to borrow someone else's! And even then she'd make it look good!
Reply: Even a blind man would say you're gewd lookin, yo! And i ain't no blind man so i know even more what i be talkin about! It's facts, little lady :)
And this, my friends, is the kind of person you need to befriend. They will make crummy times like these, better.